Gluteus maximus

To commemorate my daughter’s birthday – in support of her Toga Party!

 

Gluteus Maximus

Gluteus Maximus, a Roman guard,

Fell foul of someone rum.

A Celtic witch who cast a spell

That changed him to a bum.

And there he’s stayed for centuries

His duties ne’er completed.

This soldier of an empire bold

Who guards us when we’re seated.

 

Petrus Antagonistes

30 Anno Domini.

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