Eton mess

Not all of us went to the ‘right schools’….thank god.

Eton Mess
We had some relations 
With diversified nations
All bound up like pudding with goo
It worked pretty well
On occasions was hell
But on balance was quite a good brew
But some found it wearing
The notion of sharing
Ideas and culture and money
So one sunny day 
they thought lets get away
On our own it is sweetness and honey
The leader of in
And the leader of out
Had a bond that evolved from their school
The code it inspired
In which they were mired
Declared if not them, then a fool
Now they’ve seen the result
Of their asinine cult
And in private would clearly confess
They have poisoned the pud
That once tasted quite good
And created a right Eton Mess.

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